Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.