Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.