Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Check their jeans.

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a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.