How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?