How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.