Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes