Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.