What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes