What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes