Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...