Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.