Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.