Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!