Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief