Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.