Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

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Because it said concentrate.

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Lets get this done in one sitting.

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No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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They're full of acidic juice.

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What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

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