Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.