Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent