What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?