Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.