Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite