Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.