Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.