Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !