Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Previous Random Joke Next

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.