Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.