Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-