Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent