Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.