Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !