What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Pollute Jokes More Pollute Jokes

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths