What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Pollute Jokes More Pollute Jokes

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths