Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.