Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.