Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!