Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.