Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider