When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.