When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence