Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.