Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"