Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.