Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.