Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph