What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"