What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"