Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.