Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair