Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.