That sinking feeling...
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
It was feeling a little crumby.
To the Dock
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A: You're a real drip.
A saddle.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Because their entire species is extinct.
