Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."