Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.