Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.