Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..