Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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God knows he's not a surgeon.

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I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Tenplates

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Selfish

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!