GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.