What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor