What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"