Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose