What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants