What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Their cicadan rhythm is off

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It keeps you regular.

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Go to England and buy something

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So the other one could drive

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.