Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.