Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.