What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!