What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."