Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.