Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.