Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.