What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.