Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!