Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.