Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.