Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.