We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Raisin' Bran.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
