What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry