How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch