Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.