Museum Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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They explode when triggered.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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They both need natural light to survive!

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Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.