Museum Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.